Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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