Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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