Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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