so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
