i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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