I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
