i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
i think i just lost a toe
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize