I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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