In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We are two peas in an std pod
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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