found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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