i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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