sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize