For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
