Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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