Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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