dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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