Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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