You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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