i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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