he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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