Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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