If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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