well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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