who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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