dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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