i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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