I wish you could order shots online.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
do nipples grow back?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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