She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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