He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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