Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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