We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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