You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize