so that wasnt chicken after all
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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