where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
