I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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