tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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