I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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