Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
In America we eat man semen.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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