they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think i have two assholes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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