Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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