So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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