how hairy? two words: wookie tits
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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