so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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