Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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