I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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