Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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