is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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