I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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