Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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