So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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