either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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