called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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