I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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