C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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