Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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