She said her name was "party"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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