We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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