white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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