quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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